FAIL

2009 June 17

Location: Baby A’s Mexican Restaurant Bathroom Stall

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Shortly after taking this picture, I had the overwhelming urge to see the movie again & I must say, it’s even more badass than I remember!
- Thank you,  More than likely drunk guy for your inspiration!

Everybody Knows

2009 June 12
by james alan

30 HTML Best Practices for Beginners

2009 June 12
by james alan

A wonderfully Amazing Article by Net Tuts+ for people like me:

» 30 HTML Best Practices for Beginners

Obama Hoax Sticker

2009 June 11

For the sake of truth, ruffling feathers & adding myself to government lists, I present to you the Obama Hoax sticker.

I created this mock “hope” design after my hope failed, after words of a New World Order ran ramped in the news, after plans to start Government ordered Training Camps &  after the White House warned of Right Wing Extremists being on the Rise.

What constitutes a Right Wing Extremist according to our very own “we are change” administration?? (Read the report to find out), but a few of the candidates  include Constitutionalists, Disgruntled Returning Vets, & somehow they consider anyone against our First African American President a Racist.   : /   WTF People?
You can’t make this shit up. Read the Report.

- Let your dogma’s lie

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JQuery: Where to begin??

2009 June 4
by james alan

I recently began working with and understanding working with javascript. More importantly, the easier to use JQuery. I’ve seen numerous sites that utilize the simplicity of JQuery and thought.. that seems simple enough, lemme give it a go! Then I put it off, work got in the way, etc, etc. . It wasn’t until I saw the Animated Scrolling function, that I realized what JQuery was capable of and how easy it was to achieve it (once understood of course). So I embarked. . .

My understanding is a bit fuzzy still but I found some great resources to help me along (and you if you are learning). Here they are in no particular order:

Getting Started with JQuery
(A good place to start)

In The Woods: jquery for absolute beginners video series

(who doesn’t like video tutorials! Hands on all the way..)

A JQuery plugin I hope to learn to use some day.

But it was really Jacob@Agent SEO who got me on the right track. Not only did he offer a much easier to understand method for animated scrolling, he was kind enough to look over my code and help me put together the missing pieces in order to achieve said effect on my website! Many thank you’s to him!  Be sure to check out his website for great tips like this one! >> Agent-SEO

Onward + Upward

no new tail to tell

2009 June 1
by james alan

far too much in the works right now.
come by later.